please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
gettin pulled by a cop with a camera crew. gonna flee. want my 15 min of fame on cops.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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