So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
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