Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
I'm a grown ass woman and I'm sitting in bed eating pizza at 4:30 a.m. BFD, right?
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
i think we sleep fucked last night...
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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