do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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