He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You dont lie about slip and slides
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Just bailed on her the best way possible. Got tickets to the game. Only issue is.... if we lose, we not only lost, but I skipped sex to watch us lose
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
