Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
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