I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Go christen that room with your naked body.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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