Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
how do flat chested girls get laid?
my dad is drunk dialing our relatives who are stuck in a blizzard asking them to pick up sun tan lotion for him cause hes too drunk to drive to the store.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
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