I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Randomize
