Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
what you doin?
I just woke up vomited poured myself a chocolate milk and turned on the peoples court. you?
reread what you just wrote and reconsider your entire life
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
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