I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I just cut my nipple shaving
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Randomize
