why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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