So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Randomize
