she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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