you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
only you would photoshop your dick
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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