Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
your all-time low pick up line was when you asked a girl "Are you rock-staring at me?"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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