I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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