How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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