yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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