This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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