I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
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