if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
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wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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