normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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