I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
I woke him up with a blow job and he started sing "oh the USAAAA. IT'S GOING TO BE S BEAUTIFUL DAYYYYY"
A drunk hobo just gave me a fist bump. Because I know what a womb is.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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