Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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