The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
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