Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
the day after is always just damage control
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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