I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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