a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
This flask doesn't match my outfit. I hope the gays don't mind.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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