Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Also I think I set a new personal record. Definitely slept with him less than 45 minutes after meeting him. Oh god my life.
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