I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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