all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
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