Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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