): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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