Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
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