Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I feel like I had a successful night. I flashed the guy at the liquor store last night for 2 free tshirts and a giant redbull.
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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