I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
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