Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
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