That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Spencer just told me I got home and was opening beers with my teeth and trying to make pot butter
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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