i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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