He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
Just woke up to Siri reminding me that i need to kill the giant orange spider in my room, because it's sorcery and witchcraft is sacrilegious. Did you give me LSD again!?!??!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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