Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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