We're facebook friends in real life
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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