I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
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