i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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