Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
I went next door to get a can opener from them. They opened the door shirtless, asked me if I wanted to a smoke a joint with them. Then decided to make blueberry smoothies. But the yogurt in the blender & the berries, got confused when the berries blended into the yogurt and just kept adding more. Only stopped when we ran out of berries.
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