Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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