whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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