She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
everyone is single if you try hard enough
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
Randomize
