It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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